Anonymous asked: I'M NO GOOD AT TMI QUESTIONS. what was your last sex dream?
are we counting nc-17 vimes/vetinari fanfictions for this one
no? okay. actually the last sex dream I had was a good one for tmi tuesday, in the sense that it was terrible, it was like. … um … I can’t remember whether the person in it was supposed to be my mother or my stepmother, but there was definitely a sense that they were in either case an imposter, helped along by the fact that a) I don’t have a stepmother and b) they didn’t resemble my actual mother at all
we boned. it was possibly some kind of test of her identity. when I woke up I kind of shrugged it off but now I feel a little awkward about it